Almanac Of a Wayward Goat

A raw, unfiltered collection of poetry that roams freely through the wild landscapes of love, lust, loss, and laughter. Almanac of a Wayward Goat is a poetic journey that refuses to be tamed. With unflinching honesty and a wicked sense of humor, this collection explores the full spectrum of human experience from the tender and romantic to the gritty and irreverent. Inside these pages, you'll find poems that celebrate: Passionate love and fiery romance – verses that capture the electric thrill of desire, from moonlit balconies to steamy encounters Heartbreak and healing – raw reflections on love lost, betrayal, and the long road to recovery Everyday absurdities – laugh-out-loud poems about farts, failed diets, and the ridiculous moments that make life interesting Aussie grit and mateship – tributes to soldiers, farmers, and the enduring spirit of the Australian outback Dark humor and the macabre – witches, ghouls, and the Grim Reaper make memorable appearances Life's deeper questions – meditations on aging, death, faith, and what it all means With titles like "Wanda the Witch," "Beer Makes It Better," "Skinny Dip," "Funeral Gone Wrong," and "Pop Her Balloons," this collection swings effortlessly between the profane and the profound, the silly and the sincere. Whether you're in the mood for a poem that makes you blush, one that makes you think, or one that simply makes you laugh out loud, Almanac of a Wayward Goat delivers. Written in a distinctive, unapologetic voice, these poems are for anyone who appreciates poetry that's accessible, honest, and alive.