{"product_id":"9781922741059","title":"Roommate Arrangement","description":"\u003cp\u003ePayne: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn search of: room to rent.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMust ignore the patheticness of a forty-year-old roommate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePreferably dirt cheap as funds are tight (nonexistent).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere's nothing sadder than moving back to my hometown newly divorced, homeless, and lost for what my next move is.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen my little brother's best friend offers me a place to stay in exchange for menial duties, I swallow my pride and jump at the offer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI need this.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI also need Beau to wear a shirt. And ditch the gray sweatpants. And not leave his door ajar when he's in compromising positions ...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBeau: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn search of: roommate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMust be non smoker and non douchebag. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRoom payment to be made in meal planning, repairs, and dumb jokes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSince my career took off, I barely have time to breathe, let alone keep my life in order. I'm naturally chaotic, make terrible decisions, and scare off potential dates with my \"weirdness\".\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo when Payne gets back into town and needs somewhere to stay, I offer him my spare room with one condition: while he's staying with me, I need him to help me become date-able.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd while he does that, I can focus on my other plan: ignoring that Payne is the only man I've ever wanted to date.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"May Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55084759712087,"sku":"9781922741059","price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0799\/4569\/5575\/files\/15821713482872.jpg?v=1789939792","url":"https:\/\/somiibooks.com\/products\/9781922741059","provider":"Somiibooks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}